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The World Rock Paper Scissors Society (est. 1918) has some crucial RPS advice on its web site:

“Experienced and talented trainers can be invaluable in building an RPS career, but beware of charlatans.”

Competitors would be wise to heed that advice through this summer if they have any hopes of winning the fourth annual Pabst Blue Ribbon Philadelphia Rock Paper Scissors City League Championship Series (yes, that’s the PBRPRPSCLCS).

Competitions began April 20th and run through the June 13th, when the championship competition will be held at Connie’s Ric Rac in South Philly. The prize for the city-wide champion, besides eternal glory, is a title, trophy and $1,000. Last year’s winner, the first female champ, was Mr. Is of team David Bowie’s Package.

Cash prizes are awarded at all events (see a full schedule here). Regular competitions are held at The Raven Lounge, Dirty Franks and The Dive with additional cash prizes awarded at the end of the season to reward the strongest players in several categories. And here’s the coolest part: Every event’s only $1.

PBRPRPSCLCS
Now thru June 13
www.rpscityleague.com